please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
"can i see your phone?"
"yeah hold on"
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*